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I'm not doubting your fertility, ma'am.
Wow, that's got to be tough.
-Yeah, wraps. -Grapes.
Orgasmic is more like it, right?
Okay.
You shoot a lot of sports? Moving action?
-Oh, fuck. -I know.
I mean, grapes are always good, right?
-Bye! -Bye.
I’m sorry to have to be so blunt about it, but I don ’t have a lot of time.
Oh, my God.
-No. -No. Yeah, okay. Right.
-Hi. -AMY: I have just had a phone call from Mike.
DAN: The whole Chick-fiI-A narrative is just...
I understand that the boys and girls have a song that they wanna sing.
why
It's a pleasure to meet you. The children are waiting and ready for you.
Obviously this is in our little circle of two.
-I'd hold off on the maternity underwear. -Okay. Okay.
Nobody needs to know which of my eyebrow hairs needs to be plucked.
Like, um, maternity underwear?
I mean, this is not the '80s anymore, right?
I don't know how fucking big my finger is, Ted!
-Let's go. -Let's go.
There's one pitcher's mound.
Lion King DVD and two shots of Ritalin.
We need to be sure, okay?
And the plan is that we got engaged, like, six weeks ago or something, all right?
We'll update you.
They don ’t pitch on the same day...
-Have you met Ken? Ken, let's get moving. -Okay.