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No! She can't do that.

Oh, who'd you play?

Oh, shit, those two white guys are fighting!

My anger is subsiding.

That was pretty harrowing, too.

by his insatiable love of model trains.

- Is it fun? - No, it's horrible.

Nine? That's a lot.

I wrote this whole article about it for my blog.

I-I just think it's best if we're just friends, though, you know?

Let's be clear, we're both here as dates, yes?

That must have been really intense.

Well, it's great white people finally have an advantage somewhere.

I get it, sure. I am a fan.

Yeah, okay. Mm-hmm.

Well, that's not an emergency.

- Yeah, sure. - What are you throwing on?

- Oh, fuck it, why not? - with the tracks...

- All right, bye. - Bye.

Oh, so just... going to clubs and getting drunk a lot?

I don't think so.

I think I'll just, uh, grab these drinks, then.

That's what I said.

Is there's always one white person in those groups.

I have to be at Chateau Marmutt so early tomorrow.

Some friends and I went to the Guggenheim.

but they just opened up the branch in New York

Hey, guys, a table just opened up if you want to grab it.

I mean, compared to my white friends, I get way less activity.

To be clear, I was joking, but...

I'm out of stuff to say, so I think I'll probably head out.

It definitely should be.