Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But I did, uh, date this white guy once,

I love their chicken ramen.

when you see friends on these things,

Okay, so I know your job. Siblings, tell me.

I'm sorry. Can you be quiet? I'm trying to Snap this.

as he liked to call himself,

All right, you show me your messages, I'll show you mine.

- It's not happening. - I'm so sorry.

- Whoa. - I mean, he was hot.

I've been told my writing style has a masculine energy to it,

It's always weird

But, like, where's the line, right?

Are you on the app?

Do you want to come over to my place and maybe have a drink?

That's amazing. I really like cupcakes.

And then he drew two big old titties.

Is horrible service the thing here?

No one else has ever been offended by it.

Um, what's up with the jar?

But I guess not.

and my date was like, "Uh, what's up?"

Can we not talk about this, please?

Oh, I get that.

but I figured I'd go back to my date

- Christine. - Hey, good to meet you.

How'd you meet Rod?

but are you Dev from Clash of the Cupcakes?

Well, like, there was the guy who was like,

Also has a metal arm? Real name Bucky Barnes?

I was filming a airline safety video.

Still kind of a lot, though.

- Mm-hmm. - Mm, okay.

So the original Chateau Marmutt is in LA,

I can't go to ramen restaurants, have people start recognizing me.

Then Samoa Joe reversed into his submission finisher,

I am so sorry. Was that long?

"potential for romance and/or magic."