American gladiators.

I met him once.

I only offer it once.

I knew a man once,

I saw him fight once.

I did not say I knew him. I said he touched me on the shoulder once.

NOW I KNOW HOW AMERICAN GLADIATORS

Mom, can I watch American Gladiators?

We believed it once.

Jesus Christ, you could be on American Gladiators.

You wrote to me once,

You know, like American Gladiators.

What is this, American Gladiators?

Welcome to American Gladiate-Ders!

because he gets so worked up during "American Gladiators."

Once I get Tony on the shore...