Viscount Tewkesbury, Marquess of Basilwether.

for the Viscount Tewkesbury, Marquess of Basilwether?

I did not ask for Viscount Tewkesbury, Marquess of Basilwether in my life.

I did not want the Viscount Tewkesbury, Marquess of Basilwether in my life.

the Marquess of Basilwether.

you magnificent Marquess of blooming Basilwether.

For the Lady Tewkesbury, Marchioness of Basilwether.

I'm Viscount Tewkesbury,

Viscount Irritation, Marquess of Bothersomeshire,

That reemerging little toadstool, the Marquess of Tewkesbury,

Oh, you tickle me, Viscount Tewkesbury,

- to be inducted into the Lords? - I'm Viscount Tewkesbury.

Tewkesbury!

Tewkesbury!

Tewkesbury?

(TEWKESBURY SCREAMS)