This guy, every Valentine's Day, he'd buy Jamie like a dozen roses.

Used to drive all her boyfriends nuts!

Yeah, I remember that.

You prick.

I see you still have the best Christmas display in town, sir.

- Hey! In the state! - Hey, Chris!

So, how'd you lose all that weight?

Porsche. Girls must love this.

So ostentatious. It's all they had left.

- No, we can't leave. We have history here. - History.

Oh, you're not a chubby bunny anymore.

- Oh, my personal space. - I'll be right back.

Thanks for reminding me I was fat.

Listen, about that...

Come on, Jamie. It was like 100 years ago, all right?

I'm not that pathetic little dweeb anymore.

You were never a dweeb, Chris.

You know, once you get over all the glamour, you know, it's...

You know, if it's not Pink calling you, then you got Good Charlotte...

it's Jay Z's birthday party, you know, and I'm totally name-dropping right now