That's because he doesn't have any. Right, babe?

I wanna marry you because you're the first person

And she says that it was because of something

Probably because I'm stuck in a rut with this guy.

Because, after all, he is the big survivor, indeed, the victor

because they don't have a beautiful girlfriend that they're eternally devoted to!

...because it was the only thing that I had left of you.

Yeah, see, I don't think that's gonna matter, because he's the tough-on-crime Democrat.