...because I am gonna beat the hell out of this thing.

Just because they have a ticket doesn't mean they were here first.

I'm on a date with this guy because he didn't remember me?

But the only reason you like me is because I'm a shiksa.

That's why Carl said he had to get up early, because I stink.

...I take you out for a big meal, because you are getting too thin.

...because you were so nice to me for not charging me for the dental work.