- Did you try calling her? - I've been trying for two days.

So he's going out with her. Is it really so terrible?

No, no. With him.

I'm on this field, and they hike me the baby.

I know I've gotta do something because the Tampa Bay defense is coming right at me.

...it is just me and the baby, so I'm thinking they can take us.

And so I, uh, heh...

I just heave it downfield.

Anyway, suddenly I'm downfield.

And I realize that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right?

Only I know there's no way I'm not gonna get there in time.

...and that is when I woke up.

See, I am so not ready to be a father.

You're gonna make a great dad.

- Whoa. What about Phoebe's birthday? - When's that?

...tonight.

You take your time.

What the hell are you doing? You scared the crap out of me.

Five years ago, if somebody'd said to me, Here's a tomato that looks like a prune...

Dad, before I was born, did you freak out at all?