OK, you can open your eyes now.

It's just this elastic thing I have to wear sometimes...

Maybe now you can understand why I can't get a date.

That's the spirit.

No, really.

Come on, Seymour.

Must have missed that one.

Then again, what do I know? I like Laurel and Hardy movies.

Boy.

but... totally fucked-up situation.

Oh, yeah?

But I can't do anything about it...

because Becky would totally freak out.

Why?

Just forget it. It's complicated.

and I'm not in a relationship anymore.

I can be reached at 555-2673.

That's my work number...

- Is that right? - I would have...

Well, I've really got to get going...