Can't say it is, because it ain't.

-Good. Because honest women frighten me. WOMAN: Why?

-Because you're not honest with them? ROGER: Exactly.

...because, honestly, I haven't noticed the least bit of stimulation.

...because, you see, there happens to be a built-in safety factor.

Because my daughter is alive in my brain from microsecond to microsecond...

I mention it, because the bed doesn't seem like it's been slept in...

Because I bet you could tease a man to death without half-trying.

Well, because there's no place to hide on a plane if anyone should recognize me.