- What? - Because...

Because it's there.

Because I was Pat's friend.

Because I've enjoyed very warm relationships

...because during her interrogation she said...

Because I did not need to.

Just because you've had one bad experience

Perhaps because he went to church yesterday.

- Why? - Because your thief is an Englishman.

Because she and her husband were afraid

Because I was putting something back in.

Because it's your job. Besides, you love me.

...they're here because I called them for questioning.

and because I expect to be transferred back

Because I'm a bigger liar than the beggar.

Because he's got the brain of a minkey.

- Then why are they doing this? - Because it's easier.

Because they're building a dam across the Cahulawasse River.

Because of the religious significance of the Pink Panther,

Because I know you precisely, and doubt you absolutely.