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Then drove while intoxicated to pick up this disease-infested prostitute.

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Uh-huh.

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From there, Let's see. Me and the hooker went back to my place-

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The hooker and I.

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Excuse me. The hooker and I went back to my place.

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And from there-

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God, it was just a bIur of intravenous drug abuse and unprotected sex

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while taking the Lord's name in vain.

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Dean, did you know that when Monty was a child, everyone thought he was retarded?

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Dean, doesn't my mom look oId?

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I mean, like, much oIder than she rightfully should?

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So why aren't you and Serena still together? I liked her.

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I don't know. I guess it got oId.

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We had a reIationship based on orgasms.

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Oh, how charming.

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You are being safe, aren't you?

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I don't think I could handIe the idea of you reproducing.

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Come on, Mom. Of course I'm being safe.

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I pull out.

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Yes, well, your father pulled out too,