But I've never even spoken to her.

Well, at least we have that in our favor.

Mayhew! Silence that blasted coughing.

Marriage is a partnership, a little tit for tat.

You'd think a lifetime watching us....

Might have taught her that

-Might have taught her that -Everything must be perfect

-Everything must be perfect -Everything must be perfect

Perfect That's why everything

Every last little thing

Every single, tiny, microscopic little thing Must go

According to plan

Look at the way you're standing.

You look like you got rickets or something....

Oh, my goodness. Oh, such grandeur! Such impeccable taste!

Oh, beautiful, innit?

It's not as big as our place, dear.

-Bit shabby really, isn't it? -Shut up.

Lord and Lady Everglot...

...Mr. and Mrs. Van Dort.