Because...

because they all failed together?

Relax, okay? And because this is Christmas,

Frankly, you have a job because Ryan and Pam

because we are going to be standing here briefly

because you did something so nice for me earlier.

Because the fun part is you get to decide

But I did it because it needed to be said.

because it is my responsibility as manager of this branch

F.Y.I. Because I am so angry over all of this.

Some places won't make it for you, though, because eggnog is seasonal.

But that girl must have had monstrous hands because the holes fit.

because if I'm not mistaken, we gave you your wedding shower here.

Because a lot of people think that models, even though they're very attractive,

I wish you had told us sooner, because I was going to go

Because then you won't be able to plan your stupid, tacky parties anymore.