because recently, without mentioning any names,

We're doing this because of you.

Because I am busy taking you out.

Because you're kind of doing Michael Klump.

because you've met me and you are happy.

because we are going to be standing here briefly

because there is no Wikipedia entry for office robbery statistics.

We are here because there is something wrong with society.

Because every other branch has managed to get this to us,

I think you'll have fun because men from Scranton are handsome

I just said it because I haven't had much luck lately

I should know, because in middle school I was the hall monitor

I mean, because it is unknowable. But let's give her a round of applause.