You can't die, Santa. You have to get up.

I think I used up all my Christmas magic.

have all the fun sucking up to Mom today.

♪ Does a ton-up on his sleigh? ♪

♪ Then she's up and rock-and-rolling ♪

SANTA: It's okay. It's okay.

- It's complicated. - But it's not,

- MORGAN: It's Gertrude! - It's Mom.

We planned it. It's all right.

She got to stay up late and watch Home Alone.

playing dress-up with fat kids pissing on your lap?

It's dangerous.

It's Styrofoam.

It's magic.

It's perfect.

It's magic.

Damn it!

Well, it... yeah, it does sound stupid

Okay. Move it or lose it, son.

I think my whole shitty life's built up to this moment.