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Waiting... (2005)

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- No. I was- He told me. - Come on, bro. I'm just fucking with you.

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Look, man, we're all sick. All right?

Waiting... (2005)

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Now, look. The main thing to remember

Waiting... (2005)

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is to get the other guy to unknowingly look at your cock and balls.

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Okay, don't just fucking pull down your pants and say, ''Look at my dick!''

Waiting... (2005)

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You gotta be sneaky.

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I'm gonna go through the positions with you. The first one's the easiest.

Waiting... (2005)

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Call that one ''The Look.'' All right?

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All you gotta do, pull down your pants real quick, show 'em the goods.

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If they look, you get to kick 'em in the ass once.

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Second one is called ''The Brain.'' Right?

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What you gotta do is isoIate your nuts with your fist.

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Okay, now, take the time to look at it, okay?

Waiting... (2005)

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Because it bears a striking resembIance to-

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Aha. Brain. Yeah.

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Okay. For that you get two kicks.

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- So- - The third one, I call it the ''Bat Wing.''

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Okay. What you do is you take the excess skin from your nuts,

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and you take it and you make it fIat like paper, all right?

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Now, once again, you take the time to appreciate this.