And this is Project X, yo.

legally you can just make an X.

Behind me is Thomas Kub's house. Today is Thomas Kub's birthday.

(SINGING) Hey, we want some pussy

(HUMMING)

Hey, we want some pussy

Birthday cake. Mm.

- Dax, my dick is gonna get so wet tonight. - Excuse me.

Shit. Um, Mrs. Kub, I thought you guys left already.

- So, what's getting wet tonight? - Uh...

Nothing. I'm sorry about that, Mrs. Kub.

- Who's your friend? - Don't worry about him.

We're shooting this birthday movie for Thomas.

Like this day-in-the-life type thing. No big deal.

He's still in the shower.

See you later.

(WHISPERING) Fuck me, that was close.

Dax.

(SHOWER RUNNING)

(IN NORMAL VOICE) Happy birthday, motherfucker!