Whatever. It doesn't even matter, because...

Because I knew that if I invited you,

because you're so busy with Peter and the campaign

I was coked up because you bought us drugs.

Just because I don't use Tom's of Maine deodorant, which,

This is so weird, you guys, because it's sort of like

because I'm actually Australian and a Kiwi is a New Zealander.

No, we are innocent, because this was an accident, you guys.

P.S. There are some wet wipes in here, because I ordered an ice cream cake