But when a ranch hand

named Milky Cashman spilled some into a bowl of dry cereal,

a million-dollar business was born.

You see, the smiling, friendly milkman,

that's all fake.

[dramatic sting]

They're a greedy, ruthless syndicate,

and they protect what's theirs.

And we are currently developing a product that doesn't need milk.

Wait a minute. What ever happened to Milky Cashman?

He was the first missing person on the side of a milk carton. Hmm.

His own goddamn milk carton.

Sorry for my French.

- That's not French. - What does this mean?

What it means is we're about to have some very powerful people very upset.

Mmm.

I'm not afraid of those sour cream jockeys.

That kind of attitude could land you on the business end of a cow.

That means the butt.

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