We were pioneers.

And that was before "Punk'd."

We should be the ones married to Mila Kunis.

[static buzzing]

announcer: P-P-P-P-P-BAG!

This week's "P-BAG"...

This guy.

[quirky beat]

- Okay, Percy.

You've picked up Elijah Wood.

You need to get him to the "Van Wilder" premiere.

- It's always been my dream to drive a limo

ever since I saw "Wall Street" and I was like,

"What is the driver up to while this is all going on?"

[chuckles] - Check your mirrors please.

[frantic guitar riff] [prop thuds]

- Oh! [tires screech]

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Did I just hit a girl?

- Wow, y'all. Wow.