I've got something, listen now This one is real good you'll see

- Bunny! - Eek! Ooh.

Now pay attention We pick up an oversized sock

And hang it like this on the wall

There's got to be a logical way to explain this Christmas thing.

Oh, yes, does it still have a foot

You've poisoned me for the last time, you wretched girl.

- Let me see, let me look - Is it rotted and covered with gook

Oh, my head!

Um, let me explain.

The door is open!

There's no foot inside but there's candy

- Hello! - Jack Skellington!

- Or sometimes it's filled with small toys - Small toys

- Up here, my boy. - Doctor, I need to borrow some equipment.

Is that so? Whatever for?

- Do they bite - Do they snap - Or explode in the sack

I'm conducting a series of experiments.

Well, perhaps they just spring out and scare girls and boys

How perfectly marvelous!