Where'd you spot him? Fast as we can, ma'am.

I knew this Christmas thing was a bad idea.

I felt it in my gut.

Police. I know. I know. A skeleton. Keep calm.

Turn off all the lights. Make sure the doors are locked. Hello. Police.

Terrible news, folks.

Reports are pouring in from all over the globe...

The worst tragedy of our times.

that an impostor is shamelessly impersonating Santa Claus...

Jack has been blown to smithereens!

mocking and mangling this joyous holiday.

Terrible, terrible news!

Authorities assure us that at this moment...

Attention. Attention, citizens.

Terrible news. There's still no sign of Santa Claus.

military units are mobilizing to stop the perpetrator of this heinous crime.

Although the impostor has been shot down...

- Jack! Someone has to help Jack. - Wherever you are...

- Where'd they take that Sandy Claws? - come back and save Christmas.

it looks like Christmas will have to be cancelled this year.