Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your host, Kermit the Frog.

...as long as there are singing frogs and joking bears...

People won't expect there to be a frog in there.

They're bound to think it's some form of mock frog.

Here is the address to write to: mrs. ena frog

and get you home, here's your pan and your frog.

Me too. The fart sounds like a frog. It's good.

Before I decide anything, I need to talk with you, frog.

I remember I was on frogs. There was a newt involved.

- Uh, uh. -Frankly I'm to scared to ask about the frog.

'tention; there's been a nasty 5 frog curse near the M4.

Of course not. This is child's play for frog of my talent.

Hey, we're having a meeting here, man. You're being really rude, frog!

Now, the frog's gone. We're doing things my way from now on.

Only one thing to do with a multiple frog curse like this.

And if a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass hopping.

Lance. Yeah. Meant to pop by earlier, only a frog stole my shoes.

I just play with the toys and look at the frogs and stuff.

uh, a handsome prince in love with a frog and three little pigs,

No, it's not that. I just don't like this frog. I'm giving him a squeeze.