Man, you wanna get past the cops when they start askin' about tonight?

- What are you, a cop? - Sure picked up a lot of new friends.

The cops came by NTL last night. They were asking me about you.

Hottie cop likes you. Think she pulls over just anybody? Make a move.

- You called the cops? - She did. She got it out of me. Sorry.

Now, both of you cop a squat next to me and let's observe.

Fine. Now there's cops outside with guns, and you're holding people hostage, right?

...but we are completely surrounded by cops. We need some feedback here. Go.

- What are you guys doing? - We're taking the cops up on those demands.

The next morning I got in my car and a cop stopped me,

All I did was gave a tip to the reporter on the cop.

crooked-ass cops that pop us and give us a gang of times

They outran the cops, made plaques and defaced public property. It's your day.

I saw the cops all scratching their asses trying to figure it out,

Uh buh, uh buh-man, we still gotta get word to the cops.

- This has nothing to do with you. - You want me to call the cops?

They got me out here playing this cop on this movie deal, you know.

They got me out here playing this cop on this movie deal, you know.

If you not back there in a half an hour, they calling the cops.

This gun will kill you just as good as a real cop, you got that?