Yeah, you've read all the books, but when it comes to the crunch, where are you?

The crunch? How dare you speak to me of the crunch?

You know nothing of the crunch, you've never even been to the crunch.

-I've been there once. -Oh, a little day trip round the crunch.

We can all go as tourists. ''Oh, that's a bit of crunch....''

-There's none left. -Oh, sorry about that.

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What's wrong with you?

I've spent four hours scrubbing that filth of the shutters.

- What filth? - That grafiti.

Every day I scrub it of, every day it comes back. Ever more elaborate insults.

Why bother? They're just bored kids.

Why don't you add to it, paint round it?

Paint round "Howard Moon licks balls for money"?

- Is that what it says? - Yeah.