America's best and brightest.

That's a good one, eh, boys?

The most excitement I ever had, was the time I landed a crippled F-14

with a stubborn nose gear on the deck of a rolling flattop in zero visibility.

But you boys...

you get to test out these babies.

I envy you.

Gentlemen... I salute you.

Shit, I spilled my drink.

(NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE)

Hey, hey, hey, easy fellows.

Battle conditions, boys?

Why don't you get yourself a new act, Pendleton, you're a disgrace.

Give that cripple tomcat story a rest because we've all heard it.

Gosh, I'm sorry, Rusty. Really, you're right.

But at least when my moment of truth came

I didn't take a dump down the leg of my flight suit.

You, son of a... (GRUNTING)

Well, come on, boys!

Isn't this what you always wanted? A piece of Tuck Pendleton?