I mean, really, we're in massive mainline ecological chaos.

Anyway, it's happening even as we speak.

So, I'll tell you what they've already done.

They've colonized outer space.

Oh, they couldn't colonize everybody. No, no.

That would be global bankruptcy.

We couldn't beat the greenhouse effect anyway.

This secret group, you know, the group that's in charge of the government -

Oh, yeah. They're gonna get boosted off this rock before it melts.

And the rest of us, what do they care?

We're gonna be left here to fry.

[Scoffs] By the way, there's something you should know.

You see, this entire operation's being funded...

by the profits from the MedellÌn drug cartel.

And they're specifically set up by the C.I. A...

to handle large sums of money being funneled into this project.

Keep it under your hat. [Sighs]

The people they need, like scientists. You heard about that?

All the missing scientists around the world, and those that are mysteriously dying...

that's all part of the recruiting process.