in case you were wondering how I knew where you live.

I wasn't.

- Thank you again. Bye. - Bye.

Goodbye.

Bye.

You say "good night", but you don't go.

I twisted my ankle on the way. I was hoping to rest it.

- But you're not limping. - I'm a marathon runner.

When you race 26 miles, you don't give in to pain.

- It hurts, but I don't pay any attention. - You won at this?

I haven't run a whole marathon yet, but I hope to.

I wish you good luck. Bye.

- I'm sorry I stole your book. - What?

I took your book. I didn't know how to talk to you.

I was embarrassed, so I took your book.

- Aren't you embarrassed now? - Yeah, I'm humiliated.

Why do you pursue people who sit at your library table?

I don't. It's just that you're pretty.

I can't talk about how smart you are. I don't know you. I'm done lying.

Are you always so incompetent with women?