to help me eat the cactus on this part of the island.

And you have a giant cactus needle sticking out of your face.

It's okay, Daddy. I brought you this cactus to keep you comp--

Mother, I swear, you are the only person who can kill a cactus.

God! Hang on, will you? l got some cactus here that looks beautiful.

You know, I show up there, I got a cactus, for God's sakes,

I mean, I'm not too good about that. I once killed a cactus.

See, class, Teddy went to Cactus House to try to win me over.

...says, Real, live dragon, cactus candy, five miles ahead, that sort of thing.

But say I poke a hole on my suit, like on a cactus,

I got a cactus in my bathroom, but we got nothing to say.

- How hard is it to keep a cactus alive? - Sometimes harder than you think.

I made the mistake of letting the kids split a Cactus Cooler this morning,

Look, I got in my head, Julia, I thought you sent me this cactus...

We're all out of country-fried goat cheese, somebody got stuck with a cactus needle...

♪ A wish to be a big cactus with a pink flower on it ♪

♪ I wish to be a big cactus with a pink flower on it... ♪

Fifty-fifty, not that it matters. The man ain't fit to raise a cactus plant.

Your car seats are making me itchy. Man. What are these made out of, cactus?

It figures. There's one cactus in all of Timberline and I land right on it.