NARRATOR: It turns out Lisa did not buy the new saxophone.

And I played dynamite saxophone solos in rock-'n'-roll songs.

- There was a burglar, and he took my saxophone! - Whoo-hoo!

Very nice. Now Allison Taylor, also trying for first-chair saxophone.

♪ They be tryin' to play me like a saxophone ♪

Here are the keys to the beer garden, the saxophone room,

Oh, Lisa, stop pining for your saxophone. I got you another instrument.

- Guys, I am in for the tour, and I wanna learn saxophone.

Did I ever tell you that my father was a saxophone player?

I mentioned a few times I was thinking of taking up the saxophone.

Saxophone, bass. Am l glad to see you girls. You saved our lives.

Look, Bart, I have to practice my saxophone, and you can't stop me.

Mom, can you tell me the story of how I got my saxophone...

...Jimmy Woode, bass, Kenny Clarke, drums, and the alto saxophone of Charlie Parker.

WHO IS THAT PLAYING THAT STUPID SAXOPHONE? IT'S MUSIC YOU EAT BRUNCH TO.

You pull yourself together, you go on to the next job, the next saxophone player.

l have a terrible past. For three years I've been living with a saxophone player.

Yeah. Except you were supposed to be telling the story of how I got my saxophone.