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but we've all seen the tragic end of that story.

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You think I wanna have kids? AbsoIutely not.

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That's why I stick to anal sex.

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If only I had been so Iucky.

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Okay, so that's the Abraham LincoIn.

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But remember, you have to shave it so it looks like his beard.

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Otherwise, it don't count.

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Now the Last one. The Last one is called ''The Goat.''

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Okay, it's a bit trickier. But if you can pull it off,

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you are a god among men, all right?

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What you do is you take your nuts and your dick, right?

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And you tuck it underneath.

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Pull your pants down, show it, all right?

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With it sticking out the backside. You got that?

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Okay, well, that just about covers all the different variations that we have.

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But you know, we're Always looking for new positions.

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So next time you got a little down time, you find yourself a little bored,

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play with your nuts, you know what I'm saying?

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See what you come up with, okay? It's all good.

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All right. I really only have one thing I wanna talk about today,