You're dreadful thirsty, ain't you, Chris?

[Laughter]

Hey, Will, who's tending bar around here?

Coming right in.

How is it?

Good enough.

How much do I owe you?

Well, let's see.

Pants... $ 1.00.

Two shirts... 60 cents.

Belt.

Young man, you owe me $2.00 and 2 bits.

What's the matter, Son? You look kind of pale.

It's been a long time since I got store-bought clothes.

Money don't go very far these days.

Oh, new sodbuster, huh?

I thought I smelled pigs.

Anything else I can do you for?

Got any soda pop?

I sure do.