If we came over here and asked if anybody needed their ass kicked,

you wouldn't sound so fuckin' smug, now would you?

My bad, bro. We got off on the wrong foot.

Let's start over. I'm Bart. Yeah, I'm Jamal.

Well, my friend, this is crew, but don't even think about it.

You don't look like you could hang, Jamaine.

The name's Jamal, and I'll fuck your crew up.

Who are they? Who are they, goddamn it? It's rowing, Jimmy Jam.

Well, Bart-fart, you got skills in it?

I'm captain of the team.

If you can do it, I can do it, sucker. Right, goddamn it!

This isn't basketball, J. Rock.

I train all year round for three seasons to make number one in single sculls.

You about to be number two, 'cause I'm signin' up, buddy.

Well, practice starts tomorrow at 6?00 a.m., all right?

Fine! I don't mind cutting my evening short to be there.

As dean of freshmen, I have welcomed students from all over the world.

From Korea, from Rome...

Istanbul.

Students enter Harvard with a variety of goals.