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[somber music playing]

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It's, like, $200 a year.

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I guess my family was right about me.

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I'll be the first failed Kellogg.

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You didn't fail. You have to do something to fail.

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Easy on the insults, Bob. You'd be out of a job too.

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I know. I could be a train hobo,

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cooking meat on the end of a stick over a barrel fire.

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You can't say hobo anymore. They prefer bum.

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Well, I guess that's the end of my dream of having a real lawn someday.

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- Wait. You have a lawn. - It's not sod.

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I want sod. You ever see that kind of grass?

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Thick? Really green?

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They roll it out like Poppin' Fresh dough.

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That's your dream? You don't have feelings like normal people, do you?

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Yes, I do. I feel fine.

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We need to find out if this is real.

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[pensive music playing]

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- I need Chester Slink. - Who's that?

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- I'm on the phone, Bob. - Huh.