Coming to ABC, the simple story of a man and his chair:

So, Disney, ABC, ESPN, Touchstone... These would all be things to avoid.

and, as much as I hate to admit it, ABC's "The Bachelor."

‐ Folks, I didn't win the hit ABC reality show America's Sexiest Judge

...ready to go the moment I hit 2000 yards. But it's ABC, man.

He used to be the president of ABC. Now he runs NBC Studios.

But then we found out that ABC had a similar project in development...

He'll be back on the air for ABC and we'll lose 20 points--

Just as easy as your abc's, and all of you at home can

Switch over to ABC for five seconds. I'll wait. I'll wait five seconds.

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