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Pig

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We might hear it alone,

Pig

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study its quality,

Pig

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and determine its degree

Pig

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of acuteness or gravity, but its...

Pig

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You want that hundred fifty percent carthusianum?

Pig

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You come to me.

Pig

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If you want some bullshit indicum,

Pig

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then you go to Katie.

Pig

2.3s

You want some shit that's been sitting in a--

Pig

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you want some shit that's been sitting in a cooler

Pig

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for three days? Then you go to my father.

Pig

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But if you want the real thing,

Pig

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if you want the real thing then you come to me.

Pig

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I'm the king of the jungle. [grunting]

Pig

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Hey, you're buddies with the sous-chef

Pig

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- over at Finway's, right? - How many grams are we at?

Pig

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Uh, 220.

Pig

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- That's close enough. - Cool. So, um...

Pig

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Hey, Jess will get you on the way out, all right?

Pig

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Right. Awesome. Um...