Because part of the blame is definitely on you.

Because I already did. Remember? I burned my foot

Michael... No. No, I mean, not because you're gay.

Because you're mental if you don't have a good time.

because there is no Wikipedia entry for office robbery statistics.

I hate to even ask because you've been so accommodating

Because the branch exceeded its targets over the past quarter.

You don't have to leave because you said you would.

It's because I spent three hours in a car trunk.

Is he really five pounds? Because I squat with five pounds

Because the Senator is the only man I've ever been with

because your head was stuck in your chair, you might be...

Can't do it because I got to run a meeting, so

which is odd because everyone else has had run-ins with Dwight.

because if I'm not mistaken, we gave you your wedding shower here.

is because you're not good at interacting with people. But guess what?

Because he fired you, which means apparently you're living in your car now.

Because a lot of people think that models, even though they're very attractive,

Because I was thinking, you should meet my boyfriend. He's a state senator.

I sneezed directly into the candy jar because I thought I'd get more--