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Better Off Dead... (1985)

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here's your one chance to go out with a real stud.

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One night with me, and she'll probably go blind with ecstasy.

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Poor creature.

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I hope she doesn't grab on to my leg and start...

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crying when the date's over.

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God, what do you do?

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All right, Joanne Greenwald.

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Hi, Joanne.

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Pal, let's get something straight. I don't wanna go out with you...

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and I'm just doing this as a favor to my dad, right?

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- I know you're happy to be... - Right.

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So let's make it a whole lot easier on ourselves, shall we?

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First, we'd have gone out to dinner. That's ten bucks apiece.

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Unless you're a cheapskate...

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but I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt.

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- Thanks. - I would've ordered double desserts.

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That's $22 altogether. Tax and tip... 25.

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Making it a grand total of $26.37.

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Half of which is approximately $ 13.67.

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Why don't you give me that 13.67, and we'll call it a night?