- Take it easy. - I'll drown your grandmother!

Why are you yelling like my dad?

[Edsel] I wasn't yelling.

You're right. I was.

- It was him. - [Stan] My God!

[Cathy] You wanna know the truth?

I took one bite,

and it blew the back of my head right off.

It was the most delicious piece of pastry I've ever had, and I've had them all.

Well, you never had ours.

Give it to her.

[intriguing music playing]

was cleaned out within 60 seconds.

What?

[kids screaming]

[Edsel] It was like a locust attack.

Kids are doing anything to get their hands on these Pop-Tarts.

Six stock boys were bitten. It's a feeding frenzy.

It's the name. No kid wants to be a square.

And a square from the country? Forget it.