Or... how many Vogons does it take to change a light bulb?

Two hundred and fifty strands of light, 100 individual bulbs per strand...

You got any other friends who aren't dim bulbs or nut jobs?

He's like that. He's like a light bulb or a plug adaptor.

How many janitors does it take to change a light bulb? Two.

- If we can get behind the bulb... - We go down the mouth.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Without them, you are a walking light bulb waiting to be screwed.

I don't want to go to Woodbury to get a light bulb.

- We'll get somebody to look at that. - Find a bulb around here.

Marge, you know that batting this light bulb is the only thing...

How many Edisons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Those little guys are back with the engine bulb for my pod.

I need someone to fix the bulb on the Tammy head stat.

Are you afraid I'm gonna steal your Uncle's light bulbs or something?

He smashed all the light bulbs with the heel of my slipper.

I heard you drop that light bulb, too. That'll be 67 cents!

we've got to change more than the light bulbs and the windows.

were from a black-light bulb available at any local hardware store.

How come it takes three Polacks to screw up a light bulb?