and I quote,

-"I've got some Kel-logs for you"? - [people groaning]

[Thurl] I regret that.

I had had a very large bowl of Bran Flakes.

[Bob] Harold von Braunhut and Chef Boyardee raised Eric,

their pasta creature, as their own,

eventually finding out they were ill-suited

to handle a rebellious teen ravioli.

Eric! I told you to put the pool cover back on.

- [Eric] Go to hell. - [gasps]

- You hear the way your son talks to me? - Oh, when he talks back, he's my son?

[yells]

Oh, you want to have this fight again, huh?

[Bob] Tom Carvel and Jack LaLanne realized they were both part of the same hypocrisy,

so they opened stores side by side.

- I thin 'em out. - And I pack it back on.

[both laughing]

[Bob] UNIVAC was drafted and shipped to Vietnam,

where, according to those who served under him,

- his ideas became even more unsound. - [thunder crashing]