- At least not to my face. - You got a burnt-out light bulb.

- Why, is there a light bulb that needs changing? - You take that back!

We checked every bulb, didn't we? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm sure of it.

I make you lick a battery or eat a light bulb. Your choice.

All we need to do is thread an angioplasty balloon past the bulb...

And what is that? Besides something spelled out in light bulbs, I mean.

- Do you mind if I ask you a few questions? - [flash bulb firing]

It's not a laser. It's a... It's a little light bulb that blinks.

...and a woman from France will pull light bulbs from her husband's throat.

Especially since you have those lawyers coming next week to change light bulbs.

I've been banging my head for 15 years against that beautiful light bulb

- So to prevent a power failure... - I'm taking out the light bulbs. Right.

Stupid efficient Canadian light bulbs. I can barely even see what I'm doing.

How many Republicans does it take to not screw in a light bulb?

Come on, I don't know if it's a bulb or a stripped wire.

Lightning bulb goes off in Sev's head. They switch billing, rest is history.

And then he shaves a couple of watts off the old light bulb.

I'm the one who put a red light bulb in the laundry room

We have light bulbs out, too, upstairs hallway. We need to fix those.

Imagine, coming up with a light bulb when he's trying for an airplane.