...and when he has a recurring dream that he's a thirsty camel...

- Rod, get on the camel. - You've been on my ass all day.

- All marriages have straws. - Right, the camel's carrying a lot of straw.

What are you doing with a camel? Oh, that's a long story.

We'll be there in a minute. If you're tired, ride the camel.

Okay, Jean, I need reservations for three at Camels at 12:30,

- Would you like a shot of camel grass juice? - No! No, no.

that could put a cruise missile up the ass of a camel...

David, any idea as to how big the camel toe actually was?

it's a slap in the face to camels all over the planet.

We have no food, no water. Our camel is dead from exhaustion.

Unless they've got any big, giant robot camels, I think we're okay.

Oh, he's probably getting ready to take off in his Sopwith Camel...

I- I'm riding the cotton camel right now. Know what I mean?

Surely that's enough for what I now suspect was a blind camel.

and you're being chased by a band of sword-waving camel drivers...

I'm sure that the Hammer has got camel pens full of it.

I'll buy myself a camel and go riding off into the desert.

♪ The straw in the stack That breaks the camel's back ♪

America responds by sending a camel, Dilly, followed by a baby elephant...