Oh, fuck. There's a big one.

Oh, shit.

What alphabet is that from?

Uh, the Younger Futhark.

I... I think? Or is that medieval?

Actually, that is the Elder Futhark.

So, how long have you two been together?

- Oh, geez, um... - Um...

Just over three and a half years.

Four years.

- No? Really? - Yeah.

Four years in two weeks.

You're right, I'm sorry.

- You're right. Four years. - Mm-hmm.

Yeah, um, how did you guys all meet?

Well, uh...

We were all working on the same farm

and funny enough, I was dating Connie when Simon and me first became pals.

Well, we'd been on a date.

And I didn't even actually know it was a date, so...