[sarcastically] So, so special. Right.

Yes. Please. Okay.

Come out to the big show and see the next World Dog Champion!

[cheering]

[Henri and Philippe] Zeus!

[cheering continues]

And don't forget to take advantage of our two-for-one offer for the Shimmer Shampoo!

Handmade by me and my brother.

[chuckles]

Oh! Zeus.

I'm so happy to be-- [grunts]

Sorry.

[shudders]

Come to buy some shampoo, fleabag?

Or did you just want to see what a champion looks like up close?

You know what? I'm gonna be a champion too.

[laughing]

Okay. First of all, ah, I'm going to be the next World Champion.

Second of all, the only thing you're going to win is

total humiliation for you and your family.