True love. You heard him?

You could not ask for a more noble cause than that.

Hey, sonny...

true love is the greatest thing in the world...

except for a nice M.L.T...

mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich...

when the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.

They're so perky. I love that.

But that's not what he said.

He distinctly said, "To bl-a-a-ave."

And as we all know, to blave means to bluff, huh?

So you were probably playing cards, and he cheated...

Liar!

Get back, witch!

I'm not a witch! I'm your wife!

But after what you just said...

I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore!

You never had it so good.

He said true love, Max.

Don't say another word, Valerie!