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Waiting... (2005)

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How many times can we have the same exact conversation?

Waiting... (2005)

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It's like we're stuck in a time paradox

Waiting... (2005)

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where neither our wisdom nor your virginity will ever escape.

Waiting... (2005)

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I attempt to make a move.

Waiting... (2005)

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I get in cIose. I'm there and I just get-

Waiting... (2005)

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Fuck!

Waiting... (2005)

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- You need therapy. - Hush, now.

Waiting... (2005)

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The way I see it, with chicks,

Waiting... (2005)

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there's really only two possible things that could happen.

Waiting... (2005)

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Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's no need to call them again,

Waiting... (2005)

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or they do sleep with you, and then there's no need to call them again.

Waiting... (2005)

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This is what I don't get. How can someone be such a compLete asshole all the time

Waiting... (2005)

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and get as many women as you do?

Waiting... (2005)

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That's a good question.

Waiting... (2005)

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- Amy! Serena! Calvin needs our help. - No.

Waiting... (2005)

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- No, I don't need help. - Shh, shh.

Waiting... (2005)

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Women like assholes, am I right?

Waiting... (2005)

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- Well, I agree that you're an asshole. - Okay.

Waiting... (2005)

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''A'', fuck you. ''B'', just answer the question.

Waiting... (2005)

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Well, okay. Girls like assholes, not women.