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Waiting... (2005)

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What women are attracted to is self-confidence.

Waiting... (2005)

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Yes, and we absoIutely fucking hate insecurity.

Waiting... (2005)

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Yes! The more insecure you are the more you ask, ''Is something wrong?''

Waiting... (2005)

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- ''Is everything okay?'' - ''What are you thinking about?''

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''What's wrong?'' And the more you do that, Calvin,

Waiting... (2005)

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the more it becomes this self-fuIfilling prophecy.

Waiting... (2005)

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You just need to reIax and not worry so much. Okay?

Waiting... (2005)

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Yeah. That makes a lot of sense.

Waiting... (2005)

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- I'm gonna work on it. - Yeah. Yeah, you do that.

Waiting... (2005)

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And by the way, take whatever advice that she gives you with a big grain of saIt.

Waiting... (2005)

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Yeah, and take anything that he gives you with a shot of penicillin.

Waiting... (2005)

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SeriousIy, Calvin, do yourself a favor.

Waiting... (2005)

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UnIess you're combing the playground for middIe schoolers,

Waiting... (2005)

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don't become an asshole like Monty.

Waiting... (2005)

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but haven't I been inside you?

Waiting... (2005)

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- Oh, Monty. - Oh, me.

Waiting... (2005)

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You wanna brag about your sexuaI conquests, you big stud, you?

Waiting... (2005)

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Okay, you know what? Fine. Let's talk about it.

Waiting... (2005)

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Let me describe Monty's amazing sexuaI prowess.

Waiting... (2005)

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He'd barreI into me with that pathetic excuse for a child's penis.